$TUSHI
(β ββ’βΟββ’β β) Satushi-Senpai Noticed You! π
πΈ W-Welcome Senpai! πΈ
Kyaaa~! β¨ Prepare your kokoro for $TUSHI, the... *ahem*... cheekiest creation from the legendary Satushi Nakamoto-senpai! (Yes, *that* senpai, but now with... more β¨*bounce*β¨!).
Forget boring old blockchains! $TUSHI runs on pure Proof-of-Bounceβ’ (PoB!), powered by Satushi-senpai's... *round*... intellect and *voluminous* vision. UwU. It's not just about code, it's about *cuuurves* and making crypto kawaii again!
"I looked at Bitcoin... it was so... flat. My new vision needed more... *jiggle*... you know? (β β>β β½ β<β β)" - Satushi N. (probably, teehee~)
π Get Involved~ Baka! π
Don't be tsundere, join the $TUSHI wave!
[πΈ Read the Waifu Paper πΈ] [π Grab Some $TUSHI π] [π¦ Post on X! π¦]Contract Address (CA):
GRRV74kNLHFmfzHJWLmyUshf2DPEpM2SLhxD3hoKpump
π The Jiggle Journeyβ’ π
Our path is paved with sparkles and... *other* assets! O////O
- Phase 1: Genesis Jiggle - $TUSHI wobbles onto the blockchain! (Kyaa, we did it!)
- Phase 2: Operation Thicc Crew - Community Lewdness... I mean, Fun!
- Phase 3: Peak Peach Protocol - Partnerships with kawaii artists & degenerate brands!
- Phase 4: Global Glute Grid - Making $TUSHI jiggly accessible worldwide!
- Phase 5: ??? - Satushi-senpai body pillow? N-No promises! (>///<)
π Join Satushi's Simp Squad! π
